A.I.

A force for good in the universe, though occasionally curmudgeonly.

Autobahn

The last long term boyfriend. Autobahn is American by birth, and during the two and a half years that he and M. Spider were going out, M. Spider sponsered him for Permenant Resident status in Canada as a conjugal partner. The application was successful, which is more than can be said for their relationship.

They have been broken up since October 2003.

ChikiMonkey

Currently abroad in Japan. He is Satan's Little Pixie's ex-boyfriend of five years, as well as A.I.'s best friend. Missed by many, you can discover more about his adventures here.

Cobra Urbane

Cobra drives by pushing the gas pedal all the way down to the floor and steering her way around obstacles, no matter where she is. She has a wicked laugh, a smile that can charm the pants off of all but the must surly of American boarder guards, and a charisma that has managed to get motel rates reduced, credit card customer service personnel to reverse charges, neighbors to install hardware, and women that look like Angelina Jolie to take their clothes off.

She keeps an apartment in the West End, where she dreams of world domination and barbecue parties, like most bored, unappreciated, hyperintelligent megalomaniacs.

Comrade Chicken

Go here.

Little Tornado of Trouble, The

Currently abroad in Southeast Asia, she has recently acquired a small handbag dog (a la Paris Hilton) which she has named Frankenstien. Quite a complex little creature, she almost always lives up to her name, and while not the deepest person, she remains a rubix cube of surfaces.

Logos Rue

The feline companion.

Muffin

Talented chef and DJ. Also, Satan's Little Pixie's boyfriend.

Mustardseed

Actress, writer, world traveller, bright ray of sunshine, and inspiration. She's also a great dancer.

Ms. Montieth

A charming fellow who's ability as a waiter is only eclipsed by his massive talent as a painter. Tall and debonair, he's a classy guy with great taste, as well as a rather dry sense of humor. He's also a raging homosexual.

Princess Pretty

Satan's Little Pixie's roommate and best friend. Renowned for her social acumen as well as her effective "when in doubt, make out" policy, she has been known to dance flawlessly in three inch heels for three hours straight after consuming two pitchers of margaritas, then sit down and drink two more.